Newton's Laws
Isaac Newton has just published his newest and most incomprehensible book to date, Principia. This is our analysis of the game-changing book about physics:
First and foremost, Isaac, for everyone's sake put down the feather and hire a scribe because you really cannot write. |
Beyond that, good job for compiling and studying every single previous observation about physics. Thanks to you it's all in three memorable laws:
1) "Objects in motion stay in motion unless acted on by another outside force and objects at rest stay at rest..." -pretty straightforward, no? Things keep going until they don't and then something is the cause of that stop. 2) "Change of motion of one body is proportional to motive force." A bit trickier. |
Well, heres the summary. Big object hits little object-little object flies fast. Big object hits equal-sized object-second object moves with near equal force. Big object hits bigger object- complete stop or little movement.
3)"Every action has an equal and opposite reaction." We would love to explain this one but, we'll just take Newton's word for it. That's all of them. We hereby dub them Newton's Laws of Physics. |